What a couple they are!
All of town shuns them
All eyes look away from them
All hearts beat back into their cages
What a couple they are!
How ugly is one
How mean is the other
How they love each other
What a couple they are!
I see a bubble of happiness
What a black, sad bubble of happiness!
Hurry-ho!
For it is them!
What a couple they are!
No brunches for you
And for you
For you are a bad bad couple
No karaoke nights for you
And yum, my grandmother’s lasagna
None of that for you
What a couple you are!
So hide away your children
Snatch your laundry in
Put the cat inside
For the freaky couple approaches
What a couple they are!
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